"The greatest story ever told... in the smallest way possible."
From the creative genius behind the Olivier and Tony Award-winning hit The 39 Steps, Patrick Barlow brings his signature style of compressed, physical comedy to the greatest epic ever told: Ben Hur. Watch in hysterics as a towering team of just four actors attempts to stage General Lew Wallace's massive biblical tale, tackling everything from a spectacular chariot race (with real chariots!) and an authentic sea battle (with real water!) to the backstage drama of the ambitious, yet amateur, theatre company. Expect ingenious quick-changes, slapstick, and a deluge of groan-worthy puns as this brilliant farce delivers non-stop laughs. It’s an unforgettable night of theatre that is "more quick changes and tomfoolery than an entire run of Monty Python." - The Guardian.
Character Breakdown:
Daniel Veil (The Impresario) 30-50s
The Troupe Persona: The self-styled actor, director, writer, producer, and "stuntman" of the Daniel Veil Theatre Collective. He is a "megalomaniac" who believes his theatre can bring about "real social change”.
The Epic Roles: Primarily Judah Ben-Hur. He is a "scenery-chewing ham" with a "heroic stare into the middle distance".
Description: Daniel is a "fruity" performer who strides the stage with intense heroic looks and a "pretentious tone" that makes his dramatic moments—like being arrested—hilariously shambolic.
Crystal Singer (The Leading Lady) 20-40s
The Troupe Persona: A sweet, smart, but "beleaguered" actress who is the object of Daniel's unwanted affections.
The Epic Roles: Mary, Tirzah (sister), Esther (love interest), a "Nearly Nude Nubian," and Mrs. Pilate.
Description: She is remarkably nimble, often walking off-stage in one outfit and instantly returning in another to represent Ben-Hur’s mother or serene Virgin Mary.
Omar Lord (The Smouldering Rival) 20-50s
The Troupe Persona: A "very good-looking local weatherman/game show host type" making his debut. He is often the catalyst for Daniel’s jealousy.
The Epic Roles: Messala (the villain), Jesus Christ, an Archangel, and a Galley Captain.
Description: Omar provides a "pouting" and "manly" Messala. When playing Jesus, he adopts a "bad black wig" and an "annoying forgiving smile”.
Edgar T. Chesterfield (The Shakespearean Veteran) 45-70s
The Troupe Persona: A "classically trained Shakespearean actor past his prime".
The Epic Roles: General Lew Wallace, Quintus Arrius (Roman Admiral), Balthasar, and Pontius Pilate.
Description: He is "gallantly versatile," using "marvellous eye and eyebrow work" to handle the most ridiculous props and characters. He often plays the "older" parts, including Ben-Hur's "falafel-demanding mother.